Me: Maximus, how do you get SO much poop into this diaper SO quickly?!?
Maximus (with a big grin): TURBO POOP!
[Note: If you taught Max the concept of "turbo poop," please reveal yourself! Otherwise, I'm fearing the worst here... that he came up with this idea all on his own. In that case... it appears that we have crossed the threshold into "littleboyhood," and there is no turning back!"]