Me: Max, who did you play baseball with tonight?
Maximus: Jakin and his daddy
Me: What is Jakin's daddy's name?
Maximus: Mr. Brian.
Maximus: My daddy's name is "Brian Roebuck"
Me: No, your daddy's name is "Lucas Roebuck"
Maximus: You are "Mommy Roebuck" and "Sister Roebuck"
Maximus: My name is "Maximus Robot"