Mom: Millie, how was your day at school today?
Millie (9): Pretty good. Except there is this new boy, and he’s only been here two days and he already likes me. So I had to talk to Miss Richardson about it and told her that if he says anything about it she should just tell him we are only in elementary school and we don’t need boyfriends and girlfriends. I don’t want to break his heart. “
