Overheard in the Roebuck kitchen this morning:
Millie (10): Xander, will you help me with my world building for my book?
Xander (12): Sure. How about you make the main character die but then you bring him back at the end?
Millie: XANDER! There are only two books that did that well: the Bible and Tolkien.
Xander: You could do it well!
