Conversation tonight:
Xander: what if we suddenly had a million dollars?!?
Me: Well, I guess you would already have the book to help you know how to manage it.
Millie: Oh, yeah!
Xander: Which book?
Me: The Millionaire Next Door
Millie: Oh. Huh. I was thinking about the B-i-b-l-e.
Me: Good point. Much better choice.