Conversations with Alexander

Alexander: What is this?

Mom: That's a coupon. 

Alexander: This coupon says: "Go to a hotel-house, go to Silver Dollar City, go to the bouncy house play house, go the fireman's landing. That's what it say. We have to leave right now because it takes a long time to get there. How can we get there fast?"

(Sounds like somebody had a good time on our little spring break getaway!)

Conversations with Alexander

Alexander:Mommy! Don't put that toy away!

Mom: I'm putting it away in your room. 

Alexander: Leave it in the living room!

Mom: No, It's time to pick up. 

Alexander: But I just want to make a mess!!

Conversations with Max

Me: Max, was your lunch yesterday enough food to give you the extra energy you need for the tests you're taking this week?

Max: Yes, it only takes brain energy, and I've got plenty of that.